1. The TV remote control is a device that changes channels — it is not a life-support system. I do not need a man who thinks it is and has to have it prised out of his hands.

电视遥控器是用来换频道的设备——它不是个生命维持系统！我不需要一个这样想的男人，还总是把遥控器攥在手里紧紧不放！

2. I like my bathroom sink to be sparkly and clean. I do not need a man to leave foamy bristles all over it.

我就是喜欢亮闪闪的干净的浴室。我不需要男人把沾满泡沫的胡须毛发掉一地。